Shit My Friends Say


  • Bethany: ...dislocates the circulation
  • Lana: Your mum dislocates the circulation. Ha get it...she gives me a boner.

Tagged: LANABETHANY

”All I think when i hear they’re names is hair and testicles”

Tagged: NELSON

”I’m gonna pass out on Bens rug…

That’s not a euphemism for something. Not his pubes, I mean his movable carpet”

Tagged: LANA

Bethanys inuendo of the day!

  • Teacher: I dont want to talk about answers becasue 'x' doesn't matter.
  • Bethany: Put an 'se' infront of that x and this could get interesting.

Tagged: BethanyHot male teacher

“By myself something nice…like a hooker”

Tagged: Bethany

“I want to be serviced really, really bad by a ladyboy”

Tagged: Bethany

“On da teh train”

“Have I got cake in my hair?…Ha you know you’re fat when.”

Tagged: Lana

You now you’re fat when…

You’re reply to the word butter is “Ahh god I love butter”

Tagged: Lana

” I just want chocolate in and around my body”

-Lana

Tagged: Lana